I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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