so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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