Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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