were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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