ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I woke up under a house in Key West
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