bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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