what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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