He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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