you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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