love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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