How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I love you. Go after that dick
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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