I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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