what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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