using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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