I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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