so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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