I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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