I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize