the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
pray to the hookup gods
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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