Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
...so i touched it.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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