its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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