OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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