ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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