brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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