The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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