It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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