So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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