it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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