i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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