is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
