Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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