dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
