haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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