we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Randomize
