Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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