CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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