I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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