we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
