How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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