yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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