What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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