So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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