he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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