If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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