So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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