Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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