I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It's rum buckets o'clock
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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