She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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