is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Randomize
