i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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