I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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