Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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