I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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