Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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