At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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