So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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