YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
