Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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